run faster, swim farther and jump higher wearing this
wearing this stuff will get you the girls
be able to tell "tall tales" about your time at the beach
be what they call, "chill"...
will seem endless...
relax and enjoy much easier
you meet may ask for your autograph
stories will be told about you at the drink cooler
will be admired when wearing, Sexy Santa
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Disclaimer: not all will look sexy, run faster, swim farther or jump higher wearing this stuff - not all guys will get the girls - not all will be able to tell tall tales about their time at the beach - not all will be "chill" - summer might not seem "endless" to all - not all will relax and enjoy much easier - not all will be asked for their autograph - not all will have sexy stories told about them at the drink cooler - not all will be admired when wearing, Sexy Santa Cruz